Linda's rambling

… you do not have wet dreams about the cute guy in the dry suit, but the nice dry suit on the guy

… to win a two-week luxury trip to Paris, all inclusive, and asking “can you dive there?”

… You complain over that a beautiful dress costs 495: – but without blinking pays 2500: – for an undersuit that makes you look like a michiline-man.

… we believe that every conversation about bottles is about bottles is about dive-bottles.

… assuming that all non-diver to understand what you’re talking about when talking about bottles

… the most expensive garment you own is dry suit

… the second-most expensive garment you own is a undersuit.

… you go on boat show in the spring and fantasize about which of the boats that are suitable to re-build to a dive boat / sink as to to get a new exciting wreck.

… you walk like a damned spirit in the auto parts store / Clas Ohlson to find the ultimate solution to attach the battery pack on the plate.

… VISA card is permanently in diving shops.

… someone talking about latex and you don’t associate it to the latest erotic fair.

… You sits in the closet and sniff at your jetfins when not dived in a while.

… You clear out and throw away fully usable clothing from closets to make room for all divestuff.

… You says no to best non-diving friend’s wedding because you’ve booked a diving expeditions on that day.

… discussing the quality of rubber gloves, but to work as a dishwasher.

… You know you’ve dived to deep when airbubbles from breathing sinks..

… You need your 100 % oxygene-tank even on land.

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