Linda's rambling

Weee!

Today my homan did something strange, picked me up but didn’t let me down on floor to run or in tube to eat but put me in a tight travel-thingie with emergency water! First I was a bit scared but then i remembered, she’d promised me to go out in the world! First we must have flown since it was noice and moving down and then i got a bumpy ride, guess on a camel or an elephant judging from movement.

Finally part of “thingie-travel” was over and i could start my walk/run around the earth! Started on a plain of deep rolling fresh grass, could have been France from pics I’ve seen. Why I was unsure and didn’t ask my homan? Ehm, Let’s just say I love her (shrimpgiving & spoiling ability) but she totally lacks what so ever idea of where she is most of the time… I did raise my head and looked everywhere but couldn’t find Amle anywhere (guess she was busy dancing in kitchen) so with no one to direct me to where the cute french guys where I continiued…

I walked and walked and came to an sandy cancrete, asphalt and high building surrounded area where the sun shone merciless and since I after a while ended up in the Sahara desert I guess it was some big city in southeast europe. Well, anyhow did I spend yoite some time trying to get out of Sahara desert, climded sand-dunes and so on, until my homan found me and flew me away!

Landed on a better place, a huge flat area of green and brownburned grass, must have been Texas since it looked just as in westernmovies I’ve seen! Walked around there for a while, searching for SteveBob but when i couldn’t find him I climbed some mountain (found the whisky with sign of where to go but no Pam) to get to a pass north in hope of seeing some of my other USA-living friends but none was In! What’s up with people! Do they still keep up with working after all lessons I’ve given them about how to enjoy life!?

Flew and then took the highway to a place with softly rolling hills filled with flowes and orderly bushes around, must have been the UK. walked around there for a bit in hope of finding sweet Bev, gina or Solman but no… Ok… Noone is out, even though sun is shining really summerwarm and gentle breezes wispers. I know! I’m In the UK so let’s try find Cowboy Simon and this time, let’s try his work! ran along the big road like crazy so it wouldn’t be to late in the day. Got there in time and entered the stone/rock place with its barn-like building, seached everywhere but no Simon! Well that can only mean 2 things… either he’s taken a welldeserved “slacker (well, he wasn’t in feeding me was he..? *lol) out in the country ride” or the more belivable, was out wipping in new workers that actually would work!

After that i roamed around all over Europe, only stopping here and there to get admired, tech and thereby train “turtle-slaves to be”. One does have some obligations against the future generation after all! So.. after doing my duty, seached the whole world after my & Linda’s driend in vain i finally gave up and flow home to lay floating in water and nap!

Where Linda’s been, hiding from you all all day? Well, her i started off by sending her out on all chores (doing dishes, getting food to house, fixing paper so she can get money to buy me stuff and getting divebottles to keep her less cranky) needed doing before she serviced me in my travels. I mean, stuff have to be done and…I’m waaaay to smart to work so… *lol’

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